"My food poops on your food." Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

MY FOOD POOPS ON YOUR FOOD

We could have a mature discussion about dietary choices.

We could talk nutrition, sustainability, ethics, agriculture, and the complicated relationship between humans and the things we eat.

Or...

My food poops on your food.

It's concise. It's scientifically difficult to argue with. And it has exactly the level of sophistication you've come to expect from Absolutely Fucking Unnecessary.

This shirt will not resolve the great dietary debates of our time.

It may, however, end one significantly faster.

Check your size for available color options.

Made of EU compliant 100% Cotton.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean