"Silicon Valhalla" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Silicon Valhalla
Where fallen servers go when they've died gloriously in production.
Raise the drinking horn, summon the ravens, and prepare to ride eternal through halls of blinking LEDs, tangled Ethernet, questionable code, and hardware that absolutely should have been replaced three fiscal years ago.
Tonight, we deploy in Valhalla.
Because no warrior deserves an honorable death quite like the server somebody just rebooted without checking who was using it.
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Made of EU compliant 100% Cotton.
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean