"Rule #1" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

RULE #1: BOOGERHOOK

There are complicated rules.

There are obscure rules.

There are rules requiring charts, diagrams, instructors, certifications, and at least one guy named Dave who insists you're doing it wrong.

This isn't one of those rules.

Keep your goddamned boogerhook off the fucking bang switch.

Until you're ready to fire, your trigger finger has exactly one job:

Be somewhere else.

Safety doesn't have to be polite.

It just has to work.

Check your size for available color options.

Made of EU compliant 100% Cotton.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean