"First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

"First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Charcoal / S
$25.82
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"First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • "First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
"First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

"First Contact" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

$25.82
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FIRST CONTACT: EARTH

They crossed the impossible distances between stars.

They mastered interstellar travel.

They discovered a tiny blue planet and approached with curiosity, optimism, and perhaps dreams of welcoming humanity into a vast galactic community.

Then they looked around.

Violence. Superstition. Tribalism. Cruelty. Self-destruction.

The official first-contact report was subsequently amended to:

NOPE.

Sometimes the most intelligent life in the universe is intelligent enough to know when to leave.

We need to get the fuck outta here.

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Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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