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small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eThere are rules requiring charts, diagrams, instructors, certifications, and at least one guy named Dave who insists you're doing it wrong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eThis isn't one of those rules.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eKeep your goddamned boogerhook off the fucking bang switch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 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