"N.O.C." Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Network Operations Center
Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department.
Where the dashboards are green-ish, the alerts are screaming, nobody updated the documentation, and some sleep-deprived creature with administrator privileges is keeping civilization operational with cold pizza and increasingly questionable judgment.
Monitor. Alert. Ignore. Repeat.
And remember: it's always DNS.
Unless it's not.
Then reboot it.
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Made of EU compliant 100% Cotton.
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean